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Cat Sits On Laptop During Important Meeting, Promoted To Manager
Colleagues praised her "decisive keyboard presence" and her willingness to close tabs nobody else would.
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Colleagues praised her "decisive keyboard presence" and her willingness to close tabs nobody else would.
Researchers say the results were "obvious" and asked for more grant money to buy more boxes.
Investigators note it is the fourth glass this week. The suspect showed no remorse and went to sleep.
Experts are still unable to explain how the move was done. The cat has not commented.
Analysts blame a visible bottom in the middle. A 4 a.m. press conference has been scheduled.
No reason was given. The record was not witnessed, but everyone in the house heard it.
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